But all of that is better now. Sean Payton was suspended for a year! They found 50,000 pages of evidence* that he was guilty! Football is safe again!

Ten reasons I’m sick of the NFL, and it has nothing to do with age and experience:

This is what I want. I want him to stop acting like he can have his cake and eat it to, just like every other celebrity. He’s on top of the world, and he’s begging for the media to point their cameras at him. But when something bad happens, he gets all pissy and acts like his privacy has been violated. He learned the…

You could use anybody. I’m sorry if it was a concern to you that I used another black athlete. It could apply to any celebrity (athlete, singer, actor, etc.) who was crowned prematurely as a larger-than-life, transcendent legend in his or her field, faced adversity for the first time ever, and folded like a cheap card…

I agree that Manning and Newton are both pouty babies after a big loss. The thing about Peyton that makes him different is that he just does his job and doesn’t pose for cameras when he’s winning. That’s not to say that he isn’t underexposed. But even with the publicity and commercials, there’s a self-deprecating…

The cover photo for this article says it all.

Can I also ask why the people who cared about Baton Rouge SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH when Alton Sterling was shot didn’t show up or bring their cameras when the same people were six feet underwarter? Of course I know why already—because it’s impossible to do selfish, narcissistic, camera-ready demonstrations on streets that…

I watched the game. Boutte got his ass kicked the entire game. LSU’s entire offensive line played like shit. Wisconsin defenders were getting to Harris and Fournette untouched all afternoon. That was the actions of a chicken-shit punk who got his lunch eaten all day and was looking for someone to take out his…

This just brings up the same age-old question:

I would laugh, but then I remember that in back to back years in the 80s, my Saints gave a first round pick for Richard Todd—who was a 35 year old Sam Bradford—and a washed up Earl Campblell who was already having trouble standing upright.

No. They have three Matthew Staffords.

I’m sure the Bottom Line will read that it was “first reported by ESPN’s Adam Caplan,” right next to ESPN’s metrics telling us that Missouri has a 52 percent chance of beating West Virginia, and the report that Virginia’s injured middle linebacker is Todd McShay’s 31st rated linebacker for the NFL Draft!

With the first pick in the NFL Draft that they acquired from the Vikings, the Eagles select Leonard Fournette.

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Sam Bradford running Norv Turner’s offense. What could possibly go wrong?

So do they let people in the stadium tomorrow and have them buy concessions and run the countdown clock, and then wait to tell them 5 minutes before the game is supposed to begin that the game was actually played yesterday?

The only woman a Baylor adminstrator gave a shit about was the one who sucked Bill Clinton’s dick.

Suspended game 1 vs. Northwestern State (Louisiana)

Oakland

St. Louis