Why don’t you choose Pete Carroll—the 9-11 truther who left unpunished 10 seconds after USC was put on probation and trademarked the phrase “three-pete” even though his team one (now vacated) BCS championship?

Typo, but my point is this:

Since his first All-Pro selection in 2007, Peters has made the team in every season but three.

Bill O’Brien did this to himself. And so do all coaches who try to turn his new team into “old team 2.0.” He got rid of a competent QB in Ryan Fitzpatrick for pennies on the dollar just so he could get another former Patriot. I hate when teams do that—put their blinders on and bring in the has-beens and never-will-bes…

Has anyone even thought that a similar number of people watched the games this year, but ESPN and the Brands are throwing a hissy fit because they all watched the game together at parties and bars (on fewer televisions) instead of at home by themselves?

I think people who don’t vote for somebody the first four times on the ballot and then vote for him the fifth because “I think it’s a fifth-ballot Hall of Famer” need to have their credentials revoked.

Praise the Lord. I was getting a little tired of the “It’s 1 p.m. and Tom Coughlin STILL isn’t fired yet” coverage of this story in the mass media. I mean, they actually interrupted the late game yesterday to tell us that he didn’t resign in his press conference.

Jim Nantz took a look at the biggest NFL story of the last week, and declared “This is not news.”

You do realize now that this point Bills fans are doing this just so that they can get their own Deadspin articles, right?

Well...we are talking about a bowl game that loves the new playoff system, but fuck you you’re playing on New Year’s Eve because Rose Bowl and we’re more important than you.

Now the Spanish-speaking General Hospital audience is going to be REALLY confused.

I wish ESPN would do something about that sound (a horn?) that is making me feel like my phone has been going off on “vibrate” for the last 30 minutes.

Personally, I wish LSU had Les Miles.

Funny you say that, because LSU’s offense reminds me of Carolina’s offense under Mike Shula. It works when you have a lights-out defense and a mature, diversely-talented QB like Cam Newton. LSU has the defense to pull it off. But when you can’t develop the QB and you’re one-dimensional and there’s no threat at all of…

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I think the college football system has the right idea, but it’s too easy and one-dimensional. I think every OT possession should begin with a kickoff so that all three facets of the game are important. It’s too pro-offense with the ball at the 25. If the defense has a dominant three-and-out, they could still lose the…

I still think NFL rules are stupid. If you give up a touchdown, you don’t get a possession? But I’m sure it’ll change again next time a living legend (or the Vikings) is denied a shot at the Super Bowl.

Memo to the media: It’s over any time you decide that it’s over. If you don’t talk about him, the sheep will find something else to talk about. I promise.

I’m not talking about particular schemes. I’m talking about philosophy. Run/run/run up the middle. Because we’re bigger and deeper and we will wear you out in the 4th quarter and cram it down your throats and you can’t do anything about it.

Ten bucks says he is replaced by the son, brother, or relative of a current of former NFL coach. Because NFL. Nepotism Football League. Outsiders not allowed.