He then said that Christine Michael was such a good running back that he just wanted to reward the Seahawks with an extra draft pick when he starts for them in the playoffs.

It’s public knowledge that the target was Jimbo Fisher.

Also, LSU is facing maybe the worst run defense in college football history, has Leonard Fournette, and they’ve already punted 3 times in the first half.

You know he’s a wide receiver and the play was a reverse, right?

Johnny Jones has the best player in the country and won’t make the NCAA Tournament.

Save him for the whocares.com bowl game. Typical Les Miles move.

And yet you had no problem believing that the NFL had 50,000 pages of Bountygate evidence against the Saints.

ESPN’s Stupid Metric Index says that ESPN has a 57 percent chance to fuck up their graphics.

Female Luke Skywalker. Black Han Solo. The original Han Solo is now Obi-Wan. Chewbacca is...well...Chewbacca. And a third Death Star.

CNN: where we don’t know the difference between “trending” and “newsworthy”

It is TOTALLY worth it, and I understand your pain. But it does suck knowing that this core only got one title. They had 2011 in their grasp, and then Vernon Davis shattered it. The Bountygate sham happened in 2012, and combined with the other stuff (bad personnel decisions, bad drafts, salary cap issues) the window…

Consider this (from a hopeless Saints fan):

I just hate the “what if Luke Skywalker was a girl, Han Solo was black, Obi-Wan was the original Han Solo, Darth Vader was...well...he’s still pretty much Darth Vader, and...they’ll never see this coming...what if there’s a THIRD Death Star” aspect of it. And I can’t wait until Episode VIII, where YodaERRRRRRRLuke…

I also know Ole Miss fans shouldn’t whine because they get a one-game jump start on the rest of the West by having Vanderbilt as their permanent opponent, while LSU is forced to play Florida every year and Auburn plays Georgia. They have the easiest road out of the West every year and they still can’t get there.

The Lions weren’t penalized there, but the Saints lost a TD three plays earlier because the tackle who reported eligible on first down forgot to re-report eligible on second down.

When you play for a team that drafted Reggie Williams and Matt Jones in the first round, and YOU’RE the wide receiver they’re most ashamed of.

I know many of the people these candidates speak for. I’m related to many of the people these candidates speak for. What scares me the most about these people (and their candidates) is not that they believe what they believe. What scares me most is the fact that they are all so myopic and delusional that they really,…

Drew Brees threw 7 touchdowns against this team a little over a month ago, and he’s having his worst season as a Saint.

I also saw them lose the West to LSU (national champions) in 2003 because Eli Manning trip over his lineman on 4th down at the end of the game.

I watch SEC football. I saw Ole Miss not go to the SEC Championship Game this year because they lost 38-10 to one of those lousy East teams.