On the last TD, it was basically a “It’s about to be 31-7, we haven’t tackled him all day, so fuck it—lets ride him down” decision. I mean, shit, nothing else worked either.

Tommie Frazier is 41 years old.

Remember when this game was an event and not just a sneak preview of the Champs Sports Bowl?

An ESPN personality lost the last shred of credibility he once had.

He also didn’t have to speak in calculated soundbites and 140-character comments.

You know why this shit is happening? Because it’s “The Game.” These people know that the only way the Capitalist Media Machine will deem them newsworthy is they make a completely calculated but totally ignorant sound bite. Because “YOU’LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT DONALD TRUMP SAID TONIGHT!” while the reasonable candidates…

CNN’s coverage of Trump makes me wish for another Asian airplane crash.

The only thing I care less about is what Joy Behar thinks about this.

I’m freaking sick of these “look at how much these REAL PEOPLE NOT ACTORS love our product!” commercials and it has to END NOW. What exactly is a “real person” as opposed to a fake person? Do you think these people don’t know that they only way they’re going to get their shitty payout or get to be in the commercial is…

Don McCafferty was such a horrible football coach that reportedly an injured Tom Matte and some other players were coaching the team in Super Bowl V.

Good thing they got rid of their best interior offensive lineman so they could get a short-yardage blocking machine like Jimmy Graham.

...aaaaannnnndddd ESPN suddenly has an erection.

That’s what ESPN does. They arrogantly think that because of who they are they can force-feed you any new part of their brand they want and you will just take it and not throw up on it. Think the ESPNZone or ESPN Mobile.

Another ESPN Bottom Line feature: It will tell you that some random SWAC game that 23 people want to watch is coming on some random ESPN network nobody has. But if a game is on CBS or Fox, they act like there is no way on Earth that you can watch this game on any television of any kind in the United States.

Bless his heart, he’s gotta be the sickest man in...FIRST DOWN!

What do they sell at Canada Bell? Moose tacos with maple syrup?

They do that all day if the game hasn’t started yet. They also give you irrelevant injury information so that they have their excuse to tell that a game is on their “family of networks”: Illinois’ third string QB is questionable for tonight’s game vs. Penn State (TONIGHT AT 6:45 ON ESPNU!)

Why the FUCK does ESPN insist on using their Bottom Line on promoting their useless branded material that nobody wants to see? We watch the bottom line to see who’s playing and who’s winning—not what your STUPID FUCKING METRIC says will happen in the game.

They were also the same people who demanded that the president before him get impeached because an intern blew him, but had no problem with “their” president when he lied to America and said we needed to start a war with Iraq because Iraq had WMDs and ties to Osama Bin Laden.

I hope you talk about Notre Dame and Michigan. That never gets old.