A song that celebrates winning by any means necessary? Yes it does.
A song that celebrates winning by any means necessary? Yes it does.
Known cheaters dancing to “All I Do Is Win?” That wasn’t a celebration. They were straight-out trolling America last night.
But there was a special hyper-awareness in their “We cheated and got away with it. Four Motherfuckin’ Times. Because our owner is close personal friends with the commissioner (until he crossed him, of course). Deal with it, America” moment.
You did watch that unnecessarily arrogant 10-minute “LOOK AT THE SPOILS OF OUR CHEATING! DON’T YOU WISH YOU WERE US? THE HATERS ARE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE ALL WE DO IS WIN!” pregame celebration we witnessed on national television, right?
When you lose your innocence with the NFL and you start watching ridiculous broadcasts like this objectively, you start to realize how much this is just a tool in the NFL Propaganda War Against Common Sense and that, sadly, they will win again.
Apparently tonight’s broadcast is brought to you by gambling.
That pregame celebration was a 5-minute metaphor for Everything That Is Wrong With Capitalist America in the 21st Century.
Thank God. Roger Goodell finally has a New Orleans Saint to throw under the bus to save his own ass and counter all the negative publicity the league has been getting.
I’m a Saints fan. When do I get my 2012 season back?
Of course he’s Gary Moeller’s son. Every coach is some former coach’s son.
Every time Purdue throws a pick-six, Drew Brees picks up 5 new commercial endorsements.
ESPN forces Stanford to play at 9 AM their time so that they could fit into their programming schedule.
They just lost to FIU. Is that the textbook definition of “Deadspin Karma?”
We’re talking about a network that gave Johnny Douchebag’s rookie training camp more attention than Cam Newton has gotten his entire NFL career.
Or maybe after DeSean Jackson did it, the media found a profitable clickbait narrative and are exploiting these other guys to reinforce it. The same way everybody who goes to the beach is being attacked by sharks.
But more likely, he’s aware that his image will serve him long-term more than the Patriots’ 2015 record will. He’s a squeaky-clean golden boy with a lifetime of marketability ahead of him.
Still more proof that what Galette said was true than there was for Bountygate.
It's a shame that Sean Payton made all this happen.
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