But if they expand the shorts then they'd be pants, and we don't want that.

None whatsoever. You control game logic through dragging and dropping, and menus. It's a very different experience than programming, but it's a lot of fun to play with. You stop thinking so much about syntax and can just focus on the logic of it all. It has really good performance too, for something that compiles to…

Construct 2 is also a really really good option for 2D games. I dare say it's better than Game Maker.

Yeah well I cant exactly fire crossbows at a dragon in real life. I go out quite often but this still seems fun to me.

Peter Moore will be the best dressed exec on stage for Monday's press conferences.

"Hmm...yes. These sure do look like computer parts alright. Boy howdy I'm a shutterstock model, and these sure are computer things. Yep. Yeeeep yep yep."

This isn't incompetence people, this is EXTREME P.C. BUILDING!! Fuck thermal paste, fuck putting the CPU on first, just stack that shit in mid air and slam it down baby!

I don't know why more people aren't aware of Piou Piou. It's basically a superior game in every way (1000% better art direction, much more nuance and randomness to gameplay elements, an actual difficulty curve, better (still terrible though) sound effects, etc) and it's still JUST a forgettable, unremarkable Flash…

15 bucks and it's yours buddy

Origin's sale is all

I don't think we drill that stuff into reader's heads. I think the ethos here has always been to talk about what we think people care about. Fact is, people care about that stuff. I may not agree with the obsession, but it's there. Granted, we'll always talk about what we think you should care about too. As with any…

SEE WHAT I'M SAYING??

People get upset about...everything these days. Just playing it safe! >_>

Battlefield + Payday2?

Because I fear being inaccurate.

Chicken-ish.

I met Adam for the first time at Comic-con in 2008, randomly running into him outside the convention hall on the first day. I was (first) genuinely struck at how nice he was (we had a great conversation about Spider-man, if I recall correctly) and then I was amazed at how thoughtful he was about the industry.

That's a really shitty thing to say.