Nah. The Switch is doing well, but not Wii levels of well to the point where it would be a benefit for Sony or even Microsoft to sideline what they are doing with the next Xbox or Playstation and get a Switch-like rival out on the market ASAP.

I don’t think Sony can make a successful handheld at this point in time. They burned Vita owners so bad with proprietary memory cards, abandoning first person titles early in the console’s lifespan, and allowing a bunch of publishers like Ubisoft and Activision to dump complete garbage onto the console when it needed…

I am allowed to point out his lack of being objective

So you’re a writer but you don’t understand the form and function of the Persuasive Essay?

I also know this site has become some far left progressive crapstorm, which wants every game to be some liberal political mouthpiece.

Nobody likes the actual solutions, like stricter licensing and even tiered licensing that keeps brand new Mustangs with 300-400 hp out of the hands of 18 year olds.

Fuck Di-Fi.

Dude, you need to have some self-respect. You should only pursue someone when you think there’s a very good likelihood of them wanting to pursue you as well. I mean, even from a position of pure self-interest, life is too short to waste time on a bad bet.

Eject any thoughts of her rejection hurting your self-worth.…

...so you’re telling me this whole movie is going to be a Jacob’s Ladder-type scenario?

This... film... is... BONKERS.

How stupid are you? Did you forget who is president?

All he has left is Rudi the Insane.

[crickets]

Ohh those evil conservatives. Eyes rolled. Yeah we are eveil in your world because we deal in facts. The Starbucks thing was a setup to make some money. In major cities with big homeless problems(every single city with huge home less issues are run by your pals the Democrats btw) it is common place to have a you must…

Oh, I chose to only include major AAA action releases, we’re comparing it to GOW after all.

What are Microsoft’s first and second party devs doing this gen?!?

Okay, this getting ridiculous... Sony shouldn’t be winning over Microsoft this hard nor this easy:

Trigger equates to people who are unable to control their inner-world and therefore want everyone around them to control the outer.

It wasn’t so long ago that people were complaining about Ben Carson not being a politician, but just look at him now!

So I’ve been ignoring this topic for a while now, as it was clear to me from the moment I heard about these two that they are just click-baity attention whores. But I feel I can’t ignore it anymore without at least telling you, the Kotaku writers: Stop posting articles about them. Them being bad at existing isn’t…