Am I a crazy person for preferring the new STi? Better looks and sound + ability to feel just as rear-biased (now) are the crux of my argument.

Transmission.

I’m not really a mean person but holy shit your contributions to this site suck. Stop trying to be so goddamn funny/geeky and just focus on the cars please.

It’s a botched system, it gave us the same results with about 1/4 the drama. There were repeatedly zero cars on the track when qualifying sessions were still open. Your definition of botched is extremely narrow-minded, or you’re banging Bernie.

Oof, just reading that put the fear of god in my heart (for a jinx).

hah, truly the Leafy-est outcome possible. And I’m a Leafs fan.

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Sounds like he’s mastered the art of toasting.

I mean, I get it, but didn’t Noah win the only game he played in that series? Doesn’t that kinda make their beef legit?

Get those two guys calling that run over here and calling...well, anything really!

Thank god for that last sentence, you had me for a second there.

TL DR Version: Baseball, as a sport, sucks.

Great question Ballaban. Really productive.

A Wrangler can sure as hell wrangle though! I think....?

‘Don’t aspire to be a professional blogger’ was the best lesson my parents taught me!

Totally what I thought too, hilarious. Moron.

I love how you use the example of a time difference to demonstrate how ‘all knowing’ a Jalop you are, and yet you remain steadfastly ignorant in refusing to acknowledge the difference between a REGISTERED ROAD CAR vs. a PREPARED RACE CAR with a team of professionals hired to make that specific race car be as fast as…

1.5s difference between race car and road car is NOT much. But thx for the aggro hot take.

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A game is worth NO MORE than 2 pts in my description. One team getting one point and the other two does not make it a 3 pt game. Only 2 pts are on the table for any given game. THE STAKES ARE 2 pts.