Speaking of cookies

Thats what she said?

Seems his brain fumbled the idea of letting Fitz know he’s now benched.

As a Mets fan who will be down in St. Lucie for spring training (again) I don’t want him on our team.

+1 GoFundMe page

COTD

$5 could’ve bought lots of other luxurious things

Get that cop an NFL contract, pronto!!

The downshifts from it were unbelievable I never thought something could ever make that noise

You would...

A typical dream car story but I have to say it because this was an experience I will never forget and I am forever grateful for my father allowing me to do so (thanks dad, if you ever read this).

HEY. He may be a mouth-breather, but he’s MY (our teams) mouth-breather!!

A for effort, C- for the work shown.

Your turkey privileges have been revoked. GIVE ME YOUR LEFTOVERS.

Somebody PLEASE make this into a “MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY” gif PLEASE

+1 gratitude

Mustang owner here.

obligatory

I refer to you my first statement. Ive sat in one, looked around and it was pitch black inside of it. Granted a large front window which is nice but everything else doesnt seem very practical.

As a Mustang driver, you do get a blind spot mirror standard with the car without a sensor or blinky distracting light.