Gang(bang) nickname at least

ugh yes

Pussy Galore...

THIS FTW

#2 and 3: Tammy Lynn.

$100 says had this been posted somewhere on gawker, 3 liberals per street block in the US would’ve had a stroke.

If by “portfolio” you mean what I did with all of my loser scratch-off tickets?

Thats not bad actually

Please tell me you have some sort of social network profile so I can see that beautiful contraption you have there........

Diarrhea+ this shape/form of vehicle= does not compute.

Seems Stafford is ok after the loss.

Thats acceptable, pending on the car. Especially if its hiding something under the hood, such as this monster.

Ugh my dad LOVES that color and I don’t blame him. Track pack wheels are beautiful and give an insanely wondrous shine when they’re clean (cleaning them is a breeze).

In Soviet Russia, Plane flies helicopter!!

...which makes it sound better.

Engine covers gotta go...

Badge placement. NO.

UMM, where was this when I was 4??????

As much as I’d LOVE to do that, its a good amount of money.