Obligatory narwhals song.

I could think of a few peoples cars that I’d like to chuck off of a Navy carrier

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

You need a time machine, pronto.

Cant jerk off in it?

someones in denial. Cmon, break out the gameboy color with blue version.

I need this comment on a bumper sticker, NOW

RUUUUUUNNN——I MEAN SWIM, SWIM!!!!!!!!

You’re pleasant.

*with crutches*

dammit

Read above statement one more time. Makes yours look...invalid.

Not possible. It was relevant.

Could be worse, you could have common sense and understand what Im saying.

My point exactly.

I like how you look at the least important fact on here.

And for this reason, I will not watch the ESPY’s.

Fixed it.

He wants to burn the boat as much as the document itself...

‘Murica