Now I must revisit the website that made my childhood

Or people who want shit tons of money for intellectual property

This still makes me grin

Im sure they'll have watermelons coming also

So your saying this car has the power to tell you whether you can get laid or not??

that Roush ad tho!!

DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA

I told your mother otherwise when you were born, but she insisted on that middle name. Sorry kiddo.

After reading half of the comments on this article, I must exclaim the following:

Ugh, the worst effect EVER.

Soccer is not important. AMERICAN Football is.

I didnt watch the fight because I knew it was going to be an awful fight.

*Punch here for humanities sake*

SOLID comeback

DYING^

Don't forget this one...

Its about damn time!!

“OH DAAALE!!!”

You're my hero.