“Don’t move. DO NOT MOVE. This is Florida and I do not have a license to practice law here and I did not bring bail money. I wouldn’t blame you, but DO NOT MOVE.”

LMFAO thats funny as hell (no part intended)

“And now apology-pizzas are a thing.”

Very, very simple. To see if someone was dumb enough to purchase that “Deluxe Delight”.

1. Can we not blame the northern states? They have it bad enough up there with cold ass winters and living in bumblefuck. Sorry guys, I feel for ya.

clearly theres been thought put into this.

I could imagine that the lyrics would be spanglish

ooooo I love it when that happens, my karma alarm goes off. Guy in an Audi A8 was weaving so I boxed his ass in until he finally pulled some uber F1 shit and got out. Later an NYS statey had caught him (rolled by laughing)

That’ll do

Mr. Technical over here...

hahaha with that stupid little “S” badge on the right side of the trunk.

I have high doubts that someone thats stupid could drive a manuel transmession

No, No. TOYOTA owners. They are THE WORST. EVER. CAPS LOCK!!!!!!

Praying for you

Notice the CAMARO

Whatever stands out best, maybe do a bright neon white for the small potholes and neon green for the larger ones.

whatever shines/ seems more appealing on asphalt. I’d go with a VERY bright white that glows in the dark

HE DIDNT DROP HIS BEER!!!!

LINTLICKER!!!!

WEEEEEEEEOHFUCKSHITSHITOWFUCK