In soviet russia, arrest wife you!!

Free advice? What other time would I pay you for a service??

This is fantastic

You sir, deserve a cookie

"who loves Chevy trucks..."

*Torch yelling across the office* "Hey Pat, take a look! Says here you're untrustworthy! and a chronic masturbator!!"

they tried that. remember hammond was the server for the car-train episode and it sort of...well it basically burned to the ground...

"...and Richard finds the forks."

This would without a doubt be an "Oh Cock" moment

Ugh, I hate those sorts of people.

As I said before, same thing, different title.

MILK AND BREAD!!!

If you come to NY, Kamikaze car bombs? Ill get first round!

The man is an influence, not to mention a good one when he wants to be.

This would make my day too. Good stress relief, bad consequences if you don't have another set of tires, and or if a cop is sitting there.

I was thinking Gits. Blacked out.

That would also be a large improvement

Simple, make an arch-rival: Gits

I would assume so, just like the rest of us.