Drop it low, make dat ass shake...

Lower it with some fatter rims and I'm in!

This bird is proving to be a bastard...

damn, beat me to it...

5. Punch a child.

Well I'm glad my F1 will be safer knowing this fine factual intellect.

PLEASE BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I HAVE AN F1.

Looks like Clarkson couldn't help from competing...

POWER!!!!

NARWHALS NARWHALS SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN CAUSING A COMMOTION JUST BECUASE THEYRE AWESOME

this would make me feel better also

Ended up in the anus of a range rover

following suit. DYING.

Looks like expensive alphabet soup got on my bentley...

Looks like skeet. Instead of yelling "pull"...

"BENTLEY!!!" *BOOM*

Never had worked with the man but I would LOVE to. Seems like he has excellent character.

You are my hero

"You only have to see Hammond like, maybe, once every two years when he has a show to promote in America"

This really does go to show that:

A: People can't take a joke
B: People get offended WAY to easily
C: People not siding with Clarkson are commies
D: People are a bunch of pussies

My opinion: get a sense of humor, stop being such a little bitch and laugh more often at something that is meant to be funny.

#FreeJezza

same, and I'm american.

Everyone will be driving this car/thing that looks similar to what is defined as a healthy carbohydrate and protein.

The even funnier comparison: BOTH WILL HAVE STINKY EMISSIONS

*Round of applause, tons of knee slapping*

As in "we", do you mean you and the other imaginary jalopers commenting on this thread?