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Hit a foam man obviously.

Neutral: If Genesis don’t make a single grey, beige, or black car they will separate themselves from the entire industry. Also, shipping every car with a built in new owner recognition software that plays a Phil Collins drum solo on command.

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The large front overhang was a wall i couldnt get over.

I’ve always been kind of on the fence with that model.

Ah yes, the Acura TL Type-Stability. Very well balanced car and such joy to put on the edge.

Goddammit, do you see this bullshit? Do you see it? Are your eyes perceiving it? Fuck this unscathed triangle of

Hmmmm. A press car that has been pounded on with a background we really don’t know. Did they restart it and just move on? How overly-dramatic. The new Civic Type R has been throwing codes at people and overheating on the track, and it’s selling for 15k over sticker. The Focus RS easily overheats its rear diff, but dat

I don’t doubt your doubts, and you are much better informed than I am. But I’ve noticed my industry friends are amongst the most skeptical of Tesla, which makes sense given that the company keeps talking about upending lots of assumptions about how cars have to be built.

I don’t know if anyone can reinvent the way

I’m genuinely shocked that an Australian pilot asked people to pray considering Australia is the least religious place I’ve ever lived.

These simulations always sound good in headlines, but the actual videos end up being garbage. The dead chickens just disappear? Wouldn’t it be cool if the T-rex slipped on the dead chicken blood and carcasses, and then the chickens nibble them to death?

As an AMG owneri can tell you he probably had those wheels washed a week ago.

I feel like all these started with the same conversation:

In Russia tire flatten car! What a country!

That dog skedaddled so fast he literally left a cloud of smoke in his tracks. This whole video is a real-life Road Runner cartoon.

Awesome! I look forward to seeing all seven of these sold in the US parked along Main in Greenwich, CT, next to all of the E63 wagons.

It looks WAY better than the VW and Subaru, and shouldn’t be NEAR as expensive (Unless optioned to the teeth) as a 3-series. It’s between this and the Volvo V60 for that niche slot for uppity-granola types who can’t be seen at the Whole Foods with the same Outback as everyone else. If the V60 gets that Volvo XC90

I know, right? I love ass-day. My wife lets me have it on my birthday.

A hungover colleague of mine was once marveling at the fromage on offer at a complementary Continental breakfast and made the mistake of exclaiming, “This is some good-ass cheese!” After being cruelly subjected to this tactic by yours truly, he swore off dairy forever.

I think the important lesson here is.....