You become a mead swilling mordern art loving hipster douchebag. Then you pump out some kids so you can claim you only have it because you love the interior space.

tl;dr - Clarkson on TG = Clarkson irl.

Not Doug DeMurano?

I much prefer the look of the one below from 2014

These are all very eco-friendly, too! If they work together, they could very easily shift the earth a fraction of a degree on axis and push weather patterns back to how they were 50-100 years ago. It’s very delicate, but possible.

That’s just dumb, blind rage. And you generally learn that right after you’ve given in to it. A stupid, glancing blow instead of a surgical strike.

You know that hot exhaust pipes don’t give a shit what suspension makes them touch the leaves, right?

http://www.rarecarsforsaleblog.com/2013/02/19/199…

Uh, compared to however many Grand Marquis (and Crown Vics) there are running around? Yeah it is.

I bought this for less than $15k in great condition. Although the Touareg isn’t your typical regular car, a V10 twin turbo diesel power plant is rare in any form outside of a fifth wheel hauler. I know it’s not on eBay but it’s as realistic of a price you can get, I bought the thing! Cmon Tavarish give me a pass, this…

This Mercedes C32 AMG. 349 hp supercharged V6. Less than 850 made. It’s a sleeper - virtually indistinguishable from lesser versions of Mercedes’ popular entry level sedan, unless you’re in the know. 0-60 in about 5 seconds. Buy it now for $10,400.

I want to take this somewhere tropical with dirt mountain roads and never come home.

Holy smokes, when looking for a pickup version of the ‘runner that I posted, I ran into this:

Here’s a unicorn-level Passat Wagon with a W8 engine and a manual transmission with just 41.7k miles for $13k. This one will take some beating, I think I want to buy it myself!

Turbocharged stick shift Voyager mini-van....well under 15k so plenty enough to fix all the rust and upgrade it to a sleeper warrior!

Same.

I hate your shift knob.

I was on a flight into Denver one time when our plane got slammed by a crosswind. The descent was turbulent by bearable. We were about 50 feet off the deck, and I’m looking out the window at the tarmac, and all of a sudden, I see nothing but grass below the plane. Huge rudder correct, panicked cries from inside the…