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Jalop is Dead
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“do you nuts hang low, do they wobble to and fro?....can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow?....can you throw ‘em over your shoulder, like a continental soldier? do your nuts hang low....?”

I was trying to say that perhaps his own head is getting in the way of his goals. To make another golf reference....In the movie Tin Cup, Roy McAvoy (Kevin Costner) is plagued with a bad luck streak. This consumes him. All he can think about it getting his game right. But his game never went anywhere. McAvoy’s caddy Ro

And Tiger Woods still goes to a “swing coach”.....and all that does is mess with his game. What Andretti needs is a boost in confidence mixed with a bump in ego.

If you put $50k into one stock and dont have at least 10 times in a mtual fund, your not right in the head. 

And if you put $47k in the stock market you could have made double or triple your money. 

Its actually a very bad thing to use for all of those. It doesnt inhibite rust, it actually promotes it. It doesnt lubricate. It is flamable and it does smell.

Wrong. The engineering issue is that Tesla cannot mitigate the heat created from a massive discharge of the battery. This can be shown after only two 10 second stabs at the throttle. Porsche has been able to show they actually can control the heat from the discharge. That is monumental.

I love how he uses his foot to (assuming) push in the grill....then shuts the hood and goes “oh shit, way to far” and proceeds to yank it back out. Exactly how I do body work.

Thats just it, the time ramps up significantly even after the first. Its at close to 6 seconds on the four pull. Thats not good.

I bet she honestly thinks there are screws and adjustments the mechanic can make to make the car run better.

You. Had. One. Job. Mr. Delivery Man

Holy shit, those 30-50mph times are insane. 

Click link that says “view pricing detail” and you will likely see that only about 12 people qualify for all those stacked rebates. Best to go off MSRP for comparison. 

I think the issue is that Tesla basically stole. They took something that no longer belonged to them.....the software WAS purchased and transferred. Then Tesla just went and stole it.

So at what point are you going to admit that Tesla fucked up. Regardless if the current owner checks to see if the features that were on the car when sold TO the dealer, Tesla is the one who just came in and essentially stole an item from someone. That someone was the dealer. The dealer then sold the car with the

Mad? Not at all. Confused as to why someone would seek out an enthusiast website, take the time to create a Kinja, and then proceed to talk shit on a subject that means nothing to you. Its just a very weird way to fill your loneliness. Have your own opinions, thats super great, but why what type of person pursues the

So you want them to risk their lives so you can see a helmet design.....

CARB, Ha, cant they change their name to INJECTED and join us in 1975. They are living in the past. The need to think about efficiencies. 

I dont get the bald, scar, owned a cat reference (austin powers/doctor evil?).

Wait, there is a big hole in the story. If investors fired Ford, why would Ford care about Leland? Its not like Leland fired Ford.