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They NEVER were stock. They might have looked a little more like stock cars but the cars in NASCAR have never ever been stock. Ever. 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA those are just about as much a street car as a NASCAR. Nothing is shared except for the headlight and taillight housing.

I am less concerned with what information he has (be it engines, chassis, aero changes, rule changes, etc) and more concerned with what he is going to do with that information.

Well what do you do with Penske’s teams? Let them run? What about the idea of insider insight? As in, if Penske knows IndyCar voted to switch to turbo-4s, wouldnt he be able to tell his engine design team to start designing turbo-4s months before anyone else found out the news?

Right. And my point is those people dont pay NASCAR’s bills. The people who want to fund race cars do care that your not spending millions upon millions of unnecessary dollars because “Matt” over at the comments section of Jalopnik thinks other people think its funny that a stupid word like “stock” is being taken so

That may be the only useful information I have ever given on Jalopnik! ha!

HAHAHAHAHAHA what? How is it even possible to get suspension damage on a normal commute? This is just horse shit. You wanted the Ford Raptor. You didnt need it. You wanted it. Now you are trying to justify it. 

Stock to you mean unmodified version of a manufacturer produced vehicle. Stock to NASCAR means meets the specs of the stock series. The specs are identical. So if it makes you feel any better, just replace the S in NASCAR with “spec” and the world doesnt have to burn. The last time NASCAR used stock cars was....well

Well then I guess you would rather complain or join the complaint than move along and go about your business.

Well not to knock what your saying but.....its not like the Toyota Supra is even completely Toyota. Its BMW and supplier parts. Makes them already a liar, no?

I am going to teach you a trick how we park our shop vehicles at night. You always stagger the cars so that the passenger doors are next to each other. This makes for a “pair” setup so you have two vehicle parked next to each other with mear inches of room (think like 4" between vehicles) and then you leave a gap for

Someone should teach you how to use your legs. 

Are you also mad when you go to a restaurant and see “Worlds Best Burger” on the menu? Or what about when a store exclaims “World Famous _____”

They ARE successful because they adopted a “spec” chassis and engine.

Exactly. People complain about NASCAR not using regular ole Mustangs and Camaros straight from the factory but NASCAR made their moves for safety, cost, and performance.

Well you cant have “stock” and “safety” in the same thought. Price is also a factor.

Are you mad about different games, or different players, or not being invited to the ball? 

Surprisingly handsome......

Wait, your telling me BMW had a hand in developing the Supra? You must be on drugs or something......

You are not wrong. But perhaps NE is just really really bad at hiding their cheating.