I love that plan, too!  Lots more work.

Nice Price. I know just how to fix that transmission — with an LS motor and 4L60E.

I remember all the billboards for this car and how I thought it looked pretty damn good. Then I saw one in person, from the rear, and nearly vomited. No dice at any kind of reasonable price. I’d take an Aztek over this thing.

I’ve got a CRF450R that is plenty crazy. Any more fun and I’d be having a lot less fun in the hospital.

Well, I guess you have furthered the argument against 2 strokes.

I have to agree with you, so far. I think it’s going to be a year or two before those third (or fourth) owners really take hold, especially of those salvage title rebuilds. There have already been numerous high speed stories/deaths nationwide, there surely won't be fewer.

When the 17 year old third owners start getting their hands on the Hellcats, I think that’s going to be the revelation for most people that 700 hp might be just a tad much. I can already hear the crying and see the lines at the local funeral parlor.

Not sure this is as much criminal as it certainly is pure mental illness. I can’t comprehend how dumb you would have to be to think you could get away with this many mileage roll-backs, with Carfax and copious electronic information at dealerships and governments. This is essentially a scammer jumping straight off a…

In Russia, you don’t run along river, river run along you.

Unless we’re talking about non-toxic, propylene glycol. In that case, go ahead and take a swig, put it in your candy, make Fireball “whiskey” with it, etc.  

So, about hand brake turns — those are nice and all, but....

There would be a hell of a low mileage, secondary market for the Orlando — Villages Edition.

They stayed exceptionally true to the fuel economy of the original -- shitty.  Good work, Stellantis.

Should make a Villages version of the Chevy Orlando.  Would make a killing.

Son of a b*#%@!  Auto-correct virus!

Remeber? Its competition? Time for a new auto-correct.

The classic “Bad guy meets worse guy” story.

Fun fact for those that say “Well, how am I going to carry blah, blah, blah?!?!” — the Maverick has a higher payload capacity than a Raptor, or, wait for it... a Ram TRX. So, there's that.

If only Tom Cruise knew how much money he could make selling authentic Maverick TrukNutz for this trucklet.

Yep. Time to wheel the ol’ Ninja out of storage.