What’s wild is I’m old enough to remember when people complained they were getting ripped off by theaters with 80-90 minute run times because they could pack another showing into the day. That was probably a reasonable complaint but the idea that anything with substance has to be 2:15 or more is self-defeating (and…

Yes! He’s so good! When he started following May May, I was like: yes, finally, give that boy more to do!

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I wonder how anybody in the cast can keep a straight face doing a scene with Goggins as Baby Billy. The makeup and overall look of his character alone would have me in stiches with the absurdity.

Weeks later I still cant stop saying Baby Billys Bible Bonkers to myself

That was country singer Sturgill Simpson cameo-ing as a militiaman, leading a stirring rendition of The Gatlin Brothers’ “All the Gold in California”

I know everybody is going to point to the epic monster truck escape, but my favorite moment was Baby Billy showing up desperate to keep his sad game show funded, shoving the poor kid down the hallway and praying that his grift goes on.

Weep not, fellow cracker connoisseurs! I have found a perfect alternative in Whole Foods 365 Cracked Wheat Crackers. Just as satisfying, and I am addicted to them.

Man, this really feels like the actual end of an era. In my book, Tony Bennett was up there with names like Frank Sinatra and Dean Martin.

I am still COMPLETELY FREAKED OUT about stoned wheat thins no longer being sold.

I’m Not There is probably the only movie ever made about a rock/pop musician that isn’t a totally predictable snooze.

Helpful hint. If you move into a place with a filthy moldy miserable dishwasher, empty a can of that frozen concentrated orange juice in and run a cycle and it’ll be spotless. 

Ranking of Royal Dansk Butter Cookie Shapes:

It’s more recent, but the Eddie Murphy Dolemite picture absolutely should be on here. He deserved an Oscar for that film. 

Usually I don’t get too worked up about listicles, but the absence of Malcolm X from this list is criminal.

As much as they stray from an accurate telling, the majority of these can reasonably called biopics. But that explanation for Amadeus makes no sense. It’s pure fiction that just happens to have Mozart as a character. (It’s wonderful! But come on!)

This story would make for a great I Think You Should Leave sketch.

I haven’t seen one mention of Japan in trailers and interviews. Is it safe to say that the movie at least touches on the massive and terrible human cost that followed all the events you discussed from the film?

One of the greatest joys of the last few years of pop culture has been the end result of Nolan moving Oppenheimer to Universal out of spite for Warner brothers, and Warner brothers scheduling Barbie on the same day as Oppenheimer out of spite for Nolan, has resulted in TWO radically different, but exciting movies by…