• I hide her in a wheel well.

If people can hold children in their laps why can’t I have my fucking laptop in mine when we take off? I would rather have a MacBook dropped on my head than a little Brandon or Emily. But that’s just me.

The Norwegians Are Leaving Swirl

If there is not a special Ben & Jerry’s Ben & Jerry ice cream around the release of the new season I am going to be very disappointed in the marketing team.

WHY ISN’T THIS ON LIFEHACKER?!?!?!?!?!

For anyone (like me) dying to see the new movie, maybe try watching Bellflower. It’s about two Mad Max fanboys who are, um, unbalanced. It is maybe my favorite movie about male friendship ever.

Law question: When police overstep like this, particularly against a deep-pocketed org like CNN, can lawyers intercede and demand apologies or the issuance of instructions to the offending department (Re: hey, the 1st Amendment exists)?

I don’t know if this began with the original Motorola Razr or what, but the last 15 years or so of product design in tech seems to be geared toward “thinness is next to Godliness.”

I’m sure there’s some long financial articles out there explaining the branding/$$$ benefit of launching these collections, but in the end this event did what it was supposed to, I guess?

I’m confused by this whole thing. Jerks cover sports all the time, right? Why is her behavior a problem?

With the use of stationary cameras, non-CGI robots, etc., I really think this new film is going to restore the original trilogy's tactility and grime.

We certainly cannot allow an aggressive asshole to work at a sports network. Nope. Never.

With a generation of viewers coming up in a world of leaks and easy piracy I cannot imagine the business model for big-budget shows can survive another 20 years, if 10.

How is Rome’s Leonardo da Vinci not on here?

Millionaires prank the darndest things.

It's refreshing to see women tearing each other apart and attempting to humiliate each other in public over their sexual pasts. V healthy, V dope.

This ep should've been called Not Too Proud to Peg.

DC was pretty nightmarish, if smaller in scale population-wise:

But besides the prohibitive cost of a lawsuit, Citron adds, the "the perpetrators are often judgment-proof"—meaning broke. "When you have very little to lose, you don't give a shit."

I blame it for my habit of dropping guns down chimneys.