I know a Ida Fuckamerica in NY — any relation?

I don't know ... is 36,000 a big number to you?

Wait. You mean I shouldn't be eating like a dinosaur or whatever? NOW you tell me.

I'm going to guess that good old fashioned phone calls are becoming very popular in tinsel town.

Racist nerds, y'all. I just want to noogie them extra hard.

Driving recklessly like that is at least as dangerous as waving around a gun, if not more. THIS is when the cops get shy with the trigger? I seriously do not understand law enforcement.

I'm a clever, technically inventive person. I shall now proceed to apply these wonderful gifts to the purchase of a child's toy for a discounted price.

I have to ask — have you ever read a Gawker post about chemicals? Holy moly. Talk about your glass science-ignorance houses.

Rome can totally Crocodile Dundee NYC on filth. That's not filth. THIS is filth.

You will LOVE the gluten free water offered by numerous marketers!

WHAT?!?!?! WATER HAS CHEMICALS? WHY WON'T OBAMA BAN IT!?!?!?!?!

THANK YOU. I'm so sick of journalists reposting the rantings of chemophobics. Want to know about science? Ask a fucking scientist. There are lots of them around! They love to dispel falsehoods.

Dehydration? Not exactly. Try acetaldehyde.