Many of those in power need to call out the Orange Dumbsicle straight to his face. Call him a chickenshit for not being at the trial and not telling his lawyers to allow witnesses. Use twitter to do it, as this will be for all to see (which is the drama he wants).

According to a porn star, a short stubby pink one, too.

Nope because they have words in them.

It would be full of crayons. The Best crayons. So many colors.

Isn’t Crotch Toxins playing one of the side stages at Coachella this year? 

I think I went skiing once in Tol-u-rided. 

The Orange Dumbsicles war/campaign strategy: “Look over here at the war I created in the Middle East! Don’t look at that impeachment stuff and all the emails pointing to a quid pro quo. Isn’t this war more interesting?”

Is she also suing for the damage done to her face?

Last I knew windmills were not able to move from their spot. Is the Orange Dumsicle insinuating that windmills are going after bald eagles and other birds on purpose? Usually if a bald eagle is killed by a human it's due to a hunting accident. Are the windmills going after birds first? Are humans next?!?!?!

Why not both?!?!?!

No to the coronary as he would still be able to talk and use his thumbs to tweet.

The Orange Dumbsicle wants to pick a twitter fight with a 16 year old girl for an award that A) he doesn’t deserve, and B) if you get the award, it is not always for something positive.

You know that photo shoot only took 10 seconds and just the one take.

The Orange Dumbsicle doesn't want to share a jail cell with Stone. That's why he's bitching so much. 

Aaarrrrrggghhhhh!

“This is just another Democrat Hoax that I have had to live with from the day I got elected (and before!).” Is the Orange Dumbsicle referring to back when he was a democrat and supporting democrats?

I am all in on TEAM BIG STROKE!

I always think of trump as having a prion disease!

“Do Nothing Democrats allow Republicans Zero Representation, Zero due process, and Zero Transparency”—Hey Orange Dumbsicle, tell that to the republicans that blocked the nomination of Merrick Garland for no other reason than he was nominated by Obama. The spray tan is fogging his memory pretty bad.

Nope, it’ll be full of coloring books (you only get to color with a black sharpie) and paste to eat.