Don’t worry, the Orange Dumbsicle will get us there sooner than later.

“Alabama freshman Connor Bruce Croll”

Again, this is from the Orange Dumbsicle, just from today. It is a rhetorical question, but can someone really be this ignorant and stupid all at the same time?

Maybe we should start calling the Orange Dumbsicle “Donny Double Standard”:

I am all for Team BIG STROKE to hit the Orange Dumbsicle hard. As long as it leaves him severely expressively aphasic, we all win!

Welp, if you don’t tack on 15 yds to that play when the penalty occurred, the FG at the end is from 15 yds further out—68 instead of 53. I don’t think the bears kicker is making a 68 yarder any time soon.

As a So Cal resident I have just one thing to say to the Orange Dumbsicle—GET OUT OF MY STATE! YOUR DUMBASS ISNT WANTED HERE YOU POS!

This is why I’m on the side of BIG STROKE! One that makes the Orange Dumbsicle expressively aphasic. He could understand everything someone is saying to him yet he wouldn’t be able to get a word out or be able to use his thumbs to tweet out anything. This would be a beautiful torment!

Associate.

To my “half-decent accountant”:

I won’t speak for you, but I’m pretty damn good at my job, and have been for many years. It’s called personal pride. I get paid a very good salary for what I do, but it’s because I do it so well. So yes, I am scoring “touchdowns” on a regular basis. No, I’m not making $17M/yr. 

AB is getting paid $17M this year to be a major head-case diva. That $54K he is being fined is 0.3% of his salary. Yes, you can gripe about the agent cut, taxes, etc., but he is still making more this year than what most of us will make in a lifetime. If I wasn’t where I was supposed to be, or do what I was supposed…

“Now they should start moving back to America again?”

She takes about 6 steps in a 5 yard approach. It'll likely get blocked. She would need a 3 yd/3-4 step approach to have a decent chance.

Is the Orange Dumbsicle’s base really asking “why are we paying much more in interest than Germany and certain other countries?” Most of them couldn’t find Germany on a map if you just showed them a map of Europe with just the first letter missing from each country, let alone asking about interest rates from certain…

A Brown’s excuse to not have to practice during TC is to complain about his helmet. Once the regular season starts (and the possibility of losing game check’s) his new helmet will fit just right.

I take it the “internal polls” the Orange Dumbsicle is referring to is that of his family members only. Considering that Fox News has him in the low 40's, not the “51%” he touts.

This is from the thumbs of the Orange Dumbsicle “It would show great weakness if Israel allowed Rep. Omar and Rep.Tlaib to visit. They hate Israel & all Jewish people, & there is nothing that can be said or done to change their minds.”, you know, the least racist person you know.

It’ll be interesting to see what the Orange Dumbsicle has to say about the Dow falling to below 25,500 (if he even mentions it). Funny thing is, he’ll take credit for the stock market going up, but it’s someone else’s fault if it plummets.

Brown is actually the smart one here. He figured a way to sit out training camp without getting fined by complaining about the helmet. When the season starts I bet his new helmet will be just fine.