If Loeffler was standing by the Impeached Orange Dumbsicle “100% of the time” while he “fought for our country from day one“ that must make her a damn good caddy.

What about the Coast Guard? Aren't they offended (or maybe happy) they aren't Guardians?

As long as he is reminded of the fact that he was impeached 1-termer who will have well over 250K deaths on his hands every time he starts to speak, and then turn your back on him and walk away and not give him the attention, life will be good.

But there will be a bunch of crayons and sharpies.

So if I call a strong, intelligent Black woman a “hoe” and “mattress” will I also get a Presidential Medal of Freedom? Is that all it takes, being a blowhard who can’t get it up and will talk crap about minorities unless they are doing his gardening and cleaning his house?

Why did you have to go and fill my head with all these facts about a fictional cartoon from my childhood. Now my head is gonna hurt for a while trying to process all of this. Thanks.

My favorite of all time movie turned into a board game—Yes, I’m in. It would be Inconceivable not to be.

Why give him a book, he’ll just eat the cover.

I’m just wondering if the Impeached Orange Dumbsicle got the extra point at the end for being under 12 yeas old (mentally, not physically).

The Impeached Orange Dumbsicle and his first-daughter/fantasy fap posing with canned vegetables and trucks says one thing: This country, and the politicians running it, are clearly for sale, and not just to the lobbyists.

Finding a new job is really simple and easy. You just need to have your daddy be some arrogant slob who rigs and steals an election from the majority of people in a country and then he can appoint you to a very high-level cushy government job in which you have no training or experience in. You’ll get to be part of a…

Well you do need a brain inside said head for it to explode, hence the reason why the Impeached Orange Dumbsicle and his followers have not exploded.

So would this allow the Impeached Orange Dumbsicle to be like his buddy Robert Kraft and get a hand* job at the nearest massage parlor without penalty?

The video was great, except for one thing: it needed an alarm at the end so I wouldn’t over sleep.

“fries”

As I tell my wife all the time, “Just because you have an opinion doesn’t mean its right”.

SS Agent: “Hey dumbass, err, Mr President, there is a shooter” (SS Agent “runs” towards the President); “Oops, I tripped and fell over your golf club”.

COVID-19 cases are rising in Florida. Well as someone once said, if the testing was slowed down we wouldn’t have that many cases. It’s all the fault of those people coming to the hospital with their coughing, fever and dyspnea symptoms. If those hospital workers would just stop testing those people all the numbers…

COVID-19 cases are rising in Florida. Well as someone once said, if the testing was slowed down we wouldn’t have that many cases. It’s all the fault of those people coming to the hospital with their coughing, fever and dyspnea symptoms. If those hospital workers would just stop testing those people all the numbers…

Can we see the birth certificate?