It’s glorious!!!

Don’t make marshmallows, but there is more than store bought options. Still get the gourmet ones occasionally for the wife putting up with me.

What is this?! An enormous chicken fried steak smothered in cream gravy?

I prefer a light snack when on a flight. Fitting it in the carryon can be difficult.

Nah, I prefer to fly with

Maybe you should have your Valium and three or four beers then worry less about what other people eat.

I’m sorry and I hope you are okay but duck fat mayo is extremely good.

This woman was an alien and you should have contacted the X-Files. 

Two weeks ago I saw a woman at the airport not only eat a burger that came out of a plastic wrapper, but also ate it vertically. As in first she took care of the top bun. Then the condiments. Then the patty. Then the bottom bun. I guess maybe she was doing this? I don’t know. She was weird as hell.

Thanks fermentioning that. 

At yeast you enjoyed it.

I admit, this story got a rise out of me