jalapenoman
Jalapenoman
jalapenoman

Sorry, I helped clean up the bourbon spill before doing the math.

And VW’s all like:

Yes, the tactical taco tackle technique.

Oh something on the internet wasn’t written with their specific needs in mind? Is that what happened?

Whoa! Why not, pop up tailights! That’s a brilliant idea! I’m breaking out the MS Paint now!

what’s funny?

Made my own for <$20 in parts and an old rice cooker.

I’m demanding hazard pay.

The U.S. already has a standard sound for kids and pedestrians to watch for slow moving vehicles.

What about that old law that required a person to walk waving a red flag to signal the locomotion of motorcoaches?