jalapenoman
Jalapenoman
jalapenoman

“Those aren’t freckles and rosy cheeks on Little Debbie; those are liver spots and signs of high blood pressure.”

What exactly is vegan caviar?

All of my opinions should come with the disclaimer “you do you, boo”.

Its not classed as “food I can eat” due to my allergies. So meh. Use it if it floats your boat ⛵ Just don’t put it on my plate.

No.

Call Cleo now, for your free reading on why DNA tests are popular!

It really isn’t.

No.

Why are these genetic tests so popular when they’re completely useless, don’t provide accurate information and even if they somehow did, don’t give you any info on how to improve yourself. We don’t KNOW what kind of diet or course of medication or whatever is best suited to your genome, so even if these tests did what

You’re a car salesman. You are obviously paying your karmic debt from a past life. Accept your fate, do better in this life than in the last.

A classic.

I’ve been doing something similar for years except instead of smelling the pepper I rub it on my eye.

That comment was right on the button. Now the world is my oyster.

Take your damn star.