jalapenoman
Jalapenoman
jalapenoman

Okay Torchy, who is going to pick up 312 lawnmowers, strap them together in some strange Katarma-Darmacy ball, and compare the results on the dragstrip, road course, McDonald’s drive thru, and the local golf course against the Demon. Extra points for style and artistic expression in creating lawn art.

My 160cc Honda mower this week, while mowing tall grass, caught a piece of wire that had been moved from our garden. That piece hit me in the chest and caused me to have a hole in my shirts (thank goodness I had on a sweatshirt) and my skin. The bruise is 3" wide with the impact wound about .25" wide. Knocked the wind

Once again the rich have a different set of rules to follow. Imagine if one of us normal-justice receivers was convicted of Grand Theft Otto...

The tests came back and David...you ARE the father!

There’s a thin line between genius and insanity…