jalapenoman
Jalapenoman
jalapenoman

I did not learn my AA-BB-CC’s, god god dammit dammit

Depth of field. Empty, voyeuristic reaction shots of tragedies are for the NY Post. Good, well framed shots with context end up in the Times. Although, the Post might actually pay more considering the subject matter.... Hmmm....

I’ve dealt with this kid on a professional basis and to put it lightly, he is a spoiled, pain in the ass. I can’t get into detail about what I do but to give an example, I asked to see his I.D. for some documentation he filled out. Conrad said, “I dont have I.D. they (Cops) seized it after my last arrest, (For

“I’m Conrad Motherfucking Hilton!”

George Foreman wouldn’t have had a problem.

944 spoiler

He should’ve turned off the wipers..

Wrong assessment. He shouldn’t have gone whipping as fast as he thought possible (that is, faster than he could safely judge the road). By the time he started thinking about ‘oh what do I do now’ he was already committed to going too fast into too tight of a corner. That is, he was fucked. The unfixable mistake was

one key to rule them all, and in the yugo bind them

One for the key ring.

That’s not a joke, either:

Raph sure seemed comfy:

I think removing the front passenger seat is brilliant. I’d imagine it’s much more comfortable for your passenger to be able to stretch out his or her legs, and it maybe marginally safer in the event of a collision.