jalapenoman
Jalapenoman
jalapenoman

No.

Sometimes the strangest in the business. I await his Magnum Opus, the interpretation of Star Wars, Illuminati, and why some drinks come with little umbrellas, using  nothing but different taillights and VW technical drawings before 1975.

Best in the business.

Holy crap Jason, you came up with all of that in what, 1 or 2 hours since the trailer was released?

I know, I mean if you pushed my parents out of a cargo plane, it would be my mom that left the biggest crater.

Patrick is still the head honcho as EIC, Erin works under him as a manager to keep us all in line and make sure the sweet #content keeps flowing.

First of all my condolences.

Be the first on Jalopnik staff to actually own the answer.

Erin is a badass auto-journo from the Motor City who just landed a sweet gig on this fine website, managing its staff of upstanding highly functional people and Jason Torchinsky.

Everyone else has poured $30,000 in parts and tools to keep theirs running.

Based on what everyone else drives, she must be the highest paid person at Jalopnik if she can buy a 20k car.

The one job this car was specifically designed to do better than all others...