jalapenoman
Jalapenoman
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Viper died bc no one bought them.

I don’t necessarily want one of these, but I love it, and I love the fact that there was an automaker crazy enough to build it.

808 HP on 91 octane, 840 on 100.

Thats barely enough to merge on my daily commute.

It runs a 9.65 at 140mph. That trap is similar to Veyron and the time is faster than anything out now. So 840 or 1023. Thats fast. I honestly think its underrated as that trap indicates closer to 1000hp. People get hung up on the wrong stuff.

The reason it is “banned” is because you need a roll cage (not just a bar), window net, NHRA Competition License to go quicker than 9.99, full fire suit, and fire gloves. And it’s only a few MPH away from needing a parachute. (150 mph trap speed makes that a requirement)

The power number is still impressive and then the fact that it is so quick you need an NHRA Competition License to drive it. And a roll cage. And a full fire suit with gloves.

I reallllllly wanted to just live in that small Kansas town until I fixed it, so I could drive it in, but Freddy wasn’t having it.

I’m fixing it in Moab, and then off-roading it.

I want to drive it home, but Patrick won’t let me. I think my coworkers legitimately think I’m ill.

“Finally,” because I had somehow made it 1,300 miles with zero issues! (it was only a matter of time).

Didn’t mean to scare you!

Don’t worry, his plan for eating the sun is just TWO YEARS AWAY from being released!

Eating the sun.............YUM!

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It’s all good, sometimes I get busy and I’m not a full staff member.

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