Order an Aston Martin at Galpin and your car is revealed behind a vault door. This is after going through a “secret” doorway that takes you into the private Aston Martin lounge.

“Sir, you will need to put your pants back on immediately. No, sir, please do not wave that at me. Yes, sir, it is quite chilly in here.”

When I get loaded, people call me “sir” all the time. Usually in the context of “please calm down, sir” or “sir, you will need to get down from the table”

But rod knock just isn’t funny. Especially if it knocks twice.

*Odometer turns to 210,000
*Panic sets in

One of these?

In My adult life, I’m on my 3rd vehicle.

a knock knock joke would have been better

Let’s see if my math checks out here. My Suburban is now 47 years old and has 100,000 miles on the odometer, so hmm (carry the 2, multiply by the inverse of Euler’s number) yes, it seems that I might be able to get at least 47 more years of use out of it.

I dig it! This one was on my car for a while. I regret nothing.

This sticker. Yes that’s a cat.

DOWNFORCE!!!!!!!!!!