Even I, a connoisseur of weird-bad 1980s cars, cannot find it in my heart to award today’s 1981 Chevy Citation X-11…
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One of the spookiest things about driving a Bentley (or any luxury car of that caliber) is how silent it is inside…
Oh, you have a Ford Raptor? A murdered-out Chevrolet SS? One of the last Dodge Vipers? Congratulations. Your car…
The swapped-in, high-mileage M50 straight-six engine in our racing team’s BMW E30 decided that around 225,000 miles…
God. Just look at that thing. It looks like an actual vehicle, and not just a rotten carcass about to return back to…
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This is a Jalopnik Classic post we are re-running in honor of Jalopnik's 20th Anniversary
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Adam is a private investigator who spends hours behind the wheel getting the scoop and tracking bad guys. He needs a…
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I still think Adam’s “flying Cadillac” bit in the first season was one of the funniest and best things I’ve ever seen on TV:
Amazon blocked sales for The Corroding Empire, a scifi book from Vox Day’s conservative publishing company Castalia…
I had money on “The Hammer is not your penis.”
Fake news! I’ve been getting speeding tickets in manual-transmission cars for years now. YEARS.
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Raph’s classic review of a 1966 MG 1100 charmed the pants off of most of us today. But rising above it all, with a…
...this. Clarkson himself famously said the biggest part of a TV show is the writing.
I liked Top Gear USA.
With the demise of Top Gear USA, there’s a new American Top Gear coming later this year! This time, though, it’ll be…
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We don’t need no traction c o n t r o l.