Unless you are the Tropicana Juice train. They pay extra for that one to fly down the tracks.

Speed and destination flexibility are trucking strengths. Rail is good for bulk, ship to rail and reduced overall cost. Not the fastest mode.

My dreamcars all are running in top condition.

Looks lovely, but I have to finish my emotional support cheesecake first. I made it yesterday, with a gluten free graham cracker crust, sprinkled a heavy layer of mini chocolate chips, then poured the cheesecake mixture on top. It's already a quarter gone.... 

Hmm, how about meals that use the recommended staples for corona virus quarantine. Like a 10lb. bag of rice?

A good roast, with a follow on dish for leftovers. Like a pork roast for Sunday, shred the leftovers and do carnitas tacos on Tuesday.

Well, the truth is a tri-edged sword.

Compare and contrast to a Yugo.

I remember the Yugo at a car show brand new, with the econobox look of a used Golf. I remember sitting in the car, looking at the turn stalk, the door handles, window cranks and remember how flimsy the looked. I wanted to gently get out of the car for fear of breaking something just by handling it, as I couldn't…

Nothing to see here Torchy. Move along, ignore the black helicopters, and the tap I the phone...

So... They welded C channel shut on the open side? Put a gusset or two in critical places? The whole point is an overpriced vehicle. The reinforcement of the frame is a talking point in the sales brochure. No one is going to get one, get out the calipers and test claims about frame rigidity. Doesn’t react like a…

Meh, start the chainsaw, then answer the door. Heck, walk past them and start pruning the bushes. Even more successful in winter.

Haggis and oreos. Bagpipe music optional.

When you crave sweets, eat a piece of fruit. Your body is probably craving the vitamins, minerals and folic acid in fruit.

Gluten. I feel much better now.

WD-41 is still classified. They probably used it to fix the UFO at Area 51.

I was gifted a set of DNA test kits for me and my wife at Christmas. No thanks, not without a HIPPA notice. And that still may not keep the tests out of law enforcement hands. (Not a rule breaker, but not happy on search and seizure on principle.)

Whaaaaat?

Have you found any that you like?

Ah, someone else that has found the Torchinsky bake shop. Good for what ails you...