Yep. Get off my lawn. :)

Yay! More sporadic fines instead of fixing the problem. At least I don’t have to worry about a seatbelt ticket, I use mine all the time, since I know the most dangerous activity I do is drive or ride in a car.

The correct answer, is whatever a Jalop can afford. Also, probably parked at a racetrack, for driving a LeMons race, or watching a race of any kind.

No, unless you get a Demon or Hellcat. I just couldn’t get decent mileage on a PT Cruiser and Neon before that, and I buy cars new and drive them into the ground. So the last two cars for the family were other manufacturers. One is already past the mileage on both Chrysler cars when they were too expensive to fix.

You fixed my day. A quirky car or two from another era to catch up on right before sleeping.

While listening to “Ring of Fire” sung by Johnny Cash. Just Cash’s vocal track, with a live mariachi band. Even cooler if she has a car carrier of Ferraris on standby in case the first one did not light.

SUV rack is always a good choice. Though, I am more than happy to let the young man at the usual place we pick up the tree to heist it up and tie it down. I still check the knots, but I have not lost a tree yet.

Reminds me, I need to rebuild it with my kids this week. The set took a tumble, and needs fixing. No worries, I got a second set from my wife downstairs, in case the kids and I loose or break pieces. Much less stress that way, and we can fly the sections through the air or other fun without worrying what might break.

Reminds me, I need to rebuild it with my kids this week. The set took a tumble, and needs fixing. No worries, I got…

I have food allergies, so I always have a backup plan when eating out or when I am a guest. I say no thank you, when I can’t eat the dish, or if it’s lima beans. No issues yet, but if I run into the Italian mother that plops the serving of pasta on the plate without asking, I am done eating, hard stop. I can go wash…

An electrifying heist. Thanks for keeping us current!

$145 a bottle, and redo every 3 to 4 months? How about I just put $145 to a furniture fund, and not worry? Life is too short.

Optional for maximum mayhem. If you don’t open garage door first, add Step 1.5 Check Homeowner/ renter insurance and deductible, and verify additional money available to cover.

Wear pants. If pants are valuable, check if you have a cheaper pair you can wear. If not, wear valuable pants anyway. If your too cool to wear pants, put on longjohns, then pants. You will stay warmer.

I read that first as:

Step 1: Check insurance deductible, and verify amount is available in bank account / mattress / sock drawer.

So, here’s to a crashing good time on Season 2.

Back in the day, a blizzard shut down most things for three days. And I was the manager of a Domino’s pizza. We had seven major hills in our delivery area, and they were not passable with my employees front wheel drive econo-boxes. So every morning, I drove the area, checking what was passable. Well, one hill looked…

Meh. Go for good recipes. I have food allergies, so I have to toss fifty percent of recipes before I look at modifying a recipe so I can eat it without gastrointestinal stress. Cut out lactose, soy and gluten can gut a recipe.

Sell joyrides in it at the local go-kart track. Use as chase vehicle for balloon races. Repair and transport grandfather clocks in the passenger seat on Sunny days. Rent out on The to surfers to carry their longboards in style. Rent to Doug Demuro to review on Turo to find out the Doug Score.

All supposing no other income. I guess I missed the quick math calculation. I would still but the car if I could afford it.