The car, or the deposit? JK, but seriously, what is Tesla’s burn rate for $250,000? 30 minutes? Good times.

CP. For a 2001 (.5)? 5125 Kelly Blue Book from a dealer, 3850 private party. Why pay more?

If it is that easy, take a couple Model S X or 3 (or combination), and combine the battery packs and try to hit those performance numbers.

Tesla could contract out everything but the drive train and battery on the truck, by partnering with a large truck manufacturer like Freightliner. Kind of like Mazda and Fiat. Much easier to find capacity for the battery pack and motors, than to build the whole thing.

Just like Studebaker using its own trucks at its dealerships back in the day. Half the reason they produced trucks was to haul for Studabaker and dealership needs.

Ride in style, bring your friends. Yup, rear engined air cooled lowrider. Wish it was mine.

Don’t clean the house on Thanksgiving before the guests arrive. Do most of that the weekend before, and touch up what you have to the night before. With all the cooking, it is one less thing to worry about. Also, Thanksgiving is not the time to try a recipe you have never done before. Try it out a month before, or…

Never had any tickets delivering pizza. Four wheel drift turning through an intersection in snow? Yes. Having a buddy who borrowed my car hand my door handle back to me? Sure. Having the sergeant at the precinct desk tell me too slow down going home after putting the bank deposit every night when he stopped by for…

Any 90s econobox over 115 HP. I drove pizza delivery back in the day, and you could drive a slow car fast, as they didn’t weigh much. Great for snow days, I remember blasting around in a half foot of snow when everyone else wanted to stay off the roads. I almost bought a Dodge GHL Omni back in the day, but it had been…

The Demon needs to come with the tire concierge service Hammond used in Italy for the Hellcat.

So, don’t use Facebook if you have privacy concerns? Got it, thanks. :)

Uh oh, there is a Greek Gravy God? Would I be smited for using a gluten free Roux?

• How strongly attached to turkey are you? I cooked a Turducken once, and it came out dry. While I have never deep fried a turkey, I think I would be disappointed if I did not have the traditional turkey.

Yep, I remember the post college days, where one Thanksgiving, all my friends brought nine pies for twenty people.

Accountant? Private hedge fund manager? Big Pharma CEO? Bernie Madoff?

Not for me either, food allergies. I wish I could eat stuffing the old fashioned way I used to make it too, but that ship has sailed.

That is not a Code Brown, if it went off, you would not even be a shadow on the wall. Code Brown would be an upgrade, hurrah for survival. Code retirement? If you survive, your done with the job from then on, and happy, yes, happy about it.

Cardinal rule of automobiles, never add weight if at all possible. Cables that coil? Sure. Attached to the wall or charging station, not the car. Think of the non-coiling set up in your trunk as the emergency pair for charging, just if your battery died or you ran out of gas on an ICE vehicle.

Torchy, looking forward to your retrospective on the Fiskar Karma in twenty years, along with all the current oddball hybrids and electrics that won’t make it in the long term.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. Personally, I prefer Port wine. Can we get costumes for these cars?