jalapenoman
Jalapenoman
jalapenoman

The Yugo is getting further from a car of the proletariat. With legroom in the back comparable to a Mercedes S-Class for one... More like a car for the party boss. Or maybe the funkiest Uber in the area. Just don’t let me know if the is room for a mini fridge behind the driver’s seat. I don’t know if I could face my

I am over a decade older and I am getting one, if I remember to order. Not for my kids (they can help if they want to!), for me.

Like people read the articles, much less the poster’s names. And yes, I starred it, I thought the moniker was ironic.

Some would say to pray for you... Maybe though, you are the mythical Mercury Tracer fan Torchinsky did not think he could find. Next up Torch grabs a lamp and walks through the town looking for an honest man. Thank you for sharing your trippy story, nice way to end the day.

Can I get an order of 707 or 840 pound meat to go? Its for a friend, who is deficient in bacon burnouts.

I saw the BMW and all I could think of is you could buy a Hellcat and have money left over for replacing suddenly worn rear tires. I will admit I may have different selection criteria.

My clue they might be a bad driver.

Sometimes the strangest in the business. I await his Magnum Opus, the interpretation of Star Wars, Illuminati, and why some drinks come with little umbrellas, using  nothing but different taillights and VW technical drawings before 1975.

Probably most will not see the dragstrip for 1/4 mile. I don’t think it is FCA responsibility to put a rollcage in for you. It would be nice and have the hard points set up to weld carpet cut outs. And if that is your worst problems.... Life is good.

Probably most will not see the dragstrip for 1/4 mile. I don’t think it is FCA responsibility to put a rollcage in for you. It would be nice and have the hard points set up to weld carpet cut outs. And if that is your worst problems.... Life is good.

Dyno test! If it breaks the dyno, extra points. Due to the rated HP is under actual crank HP. IIRC, most Hellcat estimates were 720 to 726 HP. At 840, that could be an extra 50 HP, If FCA isn’t just yanking everyone’s chain, and its closer to 1000HP. I don’t think it will dyno that high, but you never know, the

EPA testing. If you have to install it, Dodge probably not have to test the tailpipe against it. Might be why it is not using E85.

We all care enough to leave a long winded comment, this is the Internet. Now, if you will excuse me, I am buying a lottery ticket so I can afford the Demon, pay someone to read all the advertising fluff for me while I try to keep it out of the wall on my first fast pass.

Crushing the dream. :)

I need a new pair of shoes....

Agree.

Does it come in brown?

That would seal about anything.

No worries, I don’t let any Boss or manager drive to any event or function where I am a passenger. I was stranded for a shift at the Florence store and my car was at the Covington store. Was a long time ago, but I still will always drive when travelling for work.

 No, that’s fun. Its not your build, and if something goes wrong its not your baby. Now, have Dave Tracey over and convincing you to sell your reliable car to do a project car over the weekend, and you need a car for work on Monday.... (It will only take Saturday, what’s the worst that could happen?) Oh, and no proper