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Okay, I am currently a size 14 but have been as high as a 20 and let me tell you, the best jeans IN THE WORLD EVER are Jag Jeans pull on jeans. They have a smooth, elastic waistband that doesn’t look weird or pleated under clothes, the denim is great, the washes are on trend, they come in different styles (skinny,

She is an actual baby. She cannot invent anything.

I think it's really different when your doctor, who knows you and your health history, says "hey, this is an issue I'm concerned about for you and I think the best thing for you is to address it in these ways," and some random stranger saying that since someone is fat therefore they are automatically unhealthy. It's

Nope, not at all.

Lindy West took Dan to task, and brilliantly:

Can we stop pretending that “Fat chicks—sooooooo not fuckable, amirite?” is edgy, Lenny Bruce comedy? Looking at you, Patton Oswalt.

You seem to be laboring under a delusion that the lack of a conviction means the story is false. We can’t know if Jameis Wilson is guilty or not, since TPD completely failed in their responsibility to investigate at the time of the crime. DSK’s case was not “proven false”; the accuser spoke in her native language,

SJP’s hair is gross. Cut off that damaged mess because it’s fried and can’t be saved.

“women” isn’t formal, it’s just not infantilizing. Most of our terms for women are infantilizing—girls, gals, ladies. Just say women.

The solution to the problem of women not being treated fairly in tech is not to tell women they have to be much better at the job than men.

I’m a woman, and I’m happily married now and have been for many years. But when I was single, the “But you oooooooowwwwwweeeee me an explanation!” routine was a shitty manipulative way for dudes who I didn’t want to see again to try to convince me to give them another chance. Also, for women it’s unsafe. It’s unwise

No, you don’t. If I say “this relationship isn’t working for me, I’m moving on,” then the relationship is over. No more conversations need to happen. You may want them, but you are not owed them.

Also, my mom is being treated for ovarian cancer right now and the other day I was helping her wash her face and her eyebrows came off on her washcloth. It's just hair. You own it. Don't let it own you.

I hate long hair. I have a pixie now and I will never grow it out. I like that it's easy, and I like that it's tidy, and I like that I have nothing to hide behind. Short hair forever.

you will love it!

I filled my water bottle Monday night with water and ice. I took a drink this morning to take a vitamin, and it was still cold and not stale. I have like four of them and they're all over the house. Best bottle ever.

Why do people care so much about other people’s shoes? IDGAF what’s on your feet, why do you care about what’s on mine?

no, get a hydro flask which is insulated and will keep water cold for days. kleen kanteens store warm gross water that tastes like pennies.

the doctor told me to get a pair when i broke my foot and they awesome.