So what's going to happen is this: Clarkson's contract is not renewed. All three lay low for a while, Jeremy goes to rehab (which he'll hate, but oh well, he made his bed), he comes out, he is very contrite, BBC rehires him and off we go.

I've been angry. I've said things I regret. I have been ashamed of my words later and apologized. I never hit anyone, much less beat on someone until they had go to the ER. That's not normal.

the kanye collection for adidas, i think.

Yes but I know better than to say it out loud where people can hear it. Because what other people wear really doesn't affect me, and I realize that other people don't owe me a pretty view. To assume they do is pretty fucking entitled.

they're perfectly tailored for herman munster. they don't fit her.

get a lighted magnifying mirror. changed my makeup life for real.

Silhouette, at Sephora.

I had a pet rat when I was a kid, and on one hand, it was smart and kind of friendly sometimes when it felt like it. On the other hand, it always smelled like pee no matter how often I changed the bedding. I never felt the need to get another one because, really, they are kind of gross. Dogs are gross too, but they're…

No, it's not. Sorry you're fucked in the head.

What? I have been frustrated plenty of times and I've never punched anyone over it. Hitting people isn't a normal reaction that we all experience, sorry.

my dad has the pawprint of every dog he's lost on his forearm.

The modern version of Aelfgifu is probably Edith, which would be lovely.

I love Matilda. Or Eleanor.

I could buy a new, bigger and better one, but I use my grandma's because it was hers.

I would rather use my grandma's cast iron skillet than write a story about it, give it away, and buy a new one.

I had no idea until he was arrested.

He was irrationally, theatrically angry all the time, like the kind of guy who goes on about how he's like to boil someone in oil because they parked too close to the line. I wasn't surprised he was arrested, but I never would have thought CP.

Yep. Read about it in the paper.

I had no idea until I read about his arrest on the news.

I didn't know until he was arrested—I only knew him through work. We were all shocked.