Are you autistic by any chance, Jason Torchinsky?

I hear that the Sega Genesis/Mega Drive is going to be receiving a new beat-em-up in the form of a game called Paprium.

Quit promoting spam!

Stupid basic bitch, please. The EA/Rare Battletoads arcade game is a fucking cakewalk in comparison to the NES/FDS and Sega Genesis/Mega Drive versions of Battletoads.

Night Slashers was made by Data East, you moron!

Hey, Neverending Story was a good fantasy film! How DARE you suggest that as a B-movie, you clueless hack!

Hey, Zardoz isn’t fit for riffing, johnseavey. I have far better material to riff on instead.

Atheists, as well as their related ilk, are like the worst of the worst of B-movies that are condensed into single humans.

Give me five minutes with the Toho people and they will cough up the rights to air their movies on MST3K faster than Barney the Dinosaur in a waterboarding room at Gitmo, Cartagla.

GFY, old timer! You were a child once and, in all honesty, the children are much more mature than yourself.

...and I could always answer with, “go fuck yourself, twat face! You don’t get to fucking tell me that I don’t deserve a fucking decent answer from Miyamoto and Nintendo on those matters!”

Challenge Accepted, and continual warfare and extermination upon all that disagree with my viewpoints on the matter.

I do not give a fuck. Miyamoto is quickly becoming Inafune and Capcom with his failure to properly resolve ongoing Mario storylines. Hell, even Sonic got more love from the Archie and Fleetway people than Sega ever gave him, INCLUDING at the height of his popularity! Let Bowser Jr. and the Koopalings have fucking…

Then again, one COULD argue that evolution and its related ilk, such as Atheism and Secular Humanism/Humanism/Secularism are religions themselves and, indeed, they are so, not only obviously by the definition of religion itself, despite the many protests of their adherents otherwise, but also by MANY legal rulings as…

@aquia121, you act no better than the people that you are criticizing and you also fail to comprehend that Black Lives Matter, the Ku Klux Klan, and the crooked cops are all but three sides of many that the globalist elite that are behind the Illuminati control in the end. Also, consider this, even IF you were to get…

Hey, you racist and sexist people, each of you please kindly have a cup of shut the fuhk up, okay? I am sick and tired of hearing your fuhking bullshyt every time that I see anything online, on my television, or in the real world.

Your wife is like Manti Te’o’s girlfriend, @Sampsonite24. I seriously doubt that $kaycog knows what it is like to have a man in her life either.

For the record, I hated the GoDaddy commercials, but the new ones are honestly even more bland and forgettable than the older ones.

How about you have that pole shoved up your ayuss, @$kaycog?

The AMC Eagle would love to dispute the fact about the Pontiac Aztek being the first crossover vehicle/CUV, Ratchet when he’s all hopped up on synthetic energon.