(With all apologies to David Allan Coe:)

In my experience this is usually the bar’s fault because the music is so loud that everyone ends up shouting over it. Cut the volume by 75% and the problem is solved. I brought this up to a friend who tends bar and he said there is some bar policy on the proper volume because they think louder music encourages more…

If you or someone you know is having suicidal thoughts, call the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline at 800-273-8255.

Pseudo-counter argument: any run that scores as a result of a pitcher’s error (fielding error, balk, wild pitch) should count as an earned run. You’re in control of the situation, it’s your earned run.

A handy balk flowchart in text form.

Once in college I walked out of a party with a jacket that looked exactly like mine. Then later, a friend of mine who was at the same party noticed my jacket and very helpfully brought it home to me. So I had two of the exact same corduroy jacket with a wool collar from American Eagle. It was pretty cool, you guys.

When Jayson Tatum isn’t literally holding him in place he has thrown down some awesome dunks.

The Bucks go into these awful stretches where they just cannot get anything going offensively without the Celtics first turning the ball over,

Could you be a little more arrogant? Yeah, sorry my pushrod engine makes good power, is reliable, and gets good fuel economy. There are small diesels that get worse MPG than my pushrod V8. I’m not saying OHC/DOHC engines are junk. The point I’m making is that pushrod engines aren’t garbage. I think you’re the one…

Don’t be an elitist ass. A quarter of Parrish’s population is black. You think they voted for Trump? You think they’re a bunch of flag wavers? This kind of “fuck this area” mentality is ignorant as hell.

Unsurprisingly, Bledsoe elected to make an idiotic decision instead of passing.

Atlanta- Braves and Falcons in 1966, Hawks in 1968, Flames in 1972. All four “major” pro sports within a span of 6 years, three of the four within the first 3 largely due to not having a place to actually put a hockey team until the Omni was completed in 1972.

I got LASIK a few years back, and was terrible about using the MANDATORY eyedrops that again, are apparently MANDATORY (they wouldn’t let me leave the clinic without impressing upon me how important these damn eyedrops were). There’s got to be a better eyedrop delivery system than a cheap plastic bottle (that’s the…

The phrase wasn’t originated in racist tones though. It actually is used as a replacement for swearing, and that’s how it originated. Just because something originated in the south while slaves were there doesn’t make it racist. If I (I’m Latino) say a black guy “looks blue” is that “racially charged” because the…

That’s a bad and racist thing to say

Square cuts blow?!! Come at me, Magary.

My little brother tried to write a better one, but just didn’t have the energy for it.

You are technically correct, which is the best kind of correct.

Live shot from Colts mini camp, (they’ll be just as good as last year):

Colts fan: ‘Luck has plenty of experience with underweight footba-’