Thank fucking Christ.  Fuck that two inches of legroom basic-ass piece of shit.

“Bet she wishes she had a closet to hide in now.”

There is no easy solution to your question, but I’ll try to give you a little insight. Before we begin, I’m been a practising attorney in NY for over 15 years. In NYS there is the Family Court which deals with, among other things, issues of domestic violence between intimate partners. I’ve represnted the abuser, the…

Paul Allen is awesome...Besides the awesome Cardinals-Vikings above,

Someone else asked what the Tonton ate, but weren’t there bones all over the cave? I bet he ate the stuff that covered all of those bones.

Free Protein Bars at your gym? What kind of swanky gym do you belong to? I’m happy just to get a goddamn towel, and I can only count on that half of the time.

Actually, there is no such thing as a “certified service animal”, simply because there is no uniform certification process for service animals.

get a lot of phone calls from people who are dying to come and play here

“How does Ron Zook have a job?”  - Question that was viable for 20 of the last 25 years.

Parents who don’t drink should be put on a watchlist.

Exactly. As a former Milwaukean, my first thought was: “that’s where the brats go to stay warm—simmering in an grilled onion and kraut mix—before serving.”

Also very good for keeping sauces warm, should you be drizzling something on a steak or something

I also use the side burner of my gas grill all the time.  I use it to light the chimney starter full of coals to use in my smoker.

Free Solo was the original title for 127 Hours

I could talk about this all day, man. I’m a 36 year old Brewers fan, so I’ve known mostly shit for my life. 2008 was a glimmer of a future, and 2011 was the year that could have been. But this, finally, FINALLY feels like a team that’s going to be more than just a flash in the pan.

Ron—a true car enthusiast

But seriously, F this guy.