The other giveaway for me is the roof racks. Most of the civilian versions have some roof bars, and other than lights, the cop ones do not.

As a Brewers fan, trust me, this is a rivalry. Not because we usually compete for the division (we don’t, we usually suck), but because the Cubs and their fans are insufferable pricks. Joe Maddon is the new Tony LaRussa. You see that pitch he argued about and got tossed? Braun’s PED-enhanced nipples are not in the…

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I’ve definitely done the Reverse Can Thumb Thrust method of opening, but it is not my standard. I strongly suspect when I was doing it, I was trying to imply I was some sort of bad ass with which one would not wish to fuck, or alternately the kind of manly man one might wish TO fuck.

I’d like to nominate headlights that are directly tied to the ignition.

I said the same thing the last time I hit center mass at the shooting range.

I wish Zack Hample was there to catch that one.

your car is a deadly weapon, the driver had just used it to hit another car, I am 100% okay with the police officer drawing his weapon on the driver of the car.

Thats never not funny. Nobody hates the Jets more than their fans. 

Who picks a fullback in the first round?

Man, a Bucs fan is clowning the Jets fans in that video, IN NINETEEN EIGHTY NINE. The Bucs’ record in the eighties was so bad that in 1990 they were unlikely to hit .500 as a franchise before every person living on the planet that year was dead. And he’s laughing at the Jets.

it’s still considered the best draft the Bucs ever had.

I kinda agree about O’Brien, especially because if he didn’t win one in Miami, no way he would’ve with the Jets. But Brady over Sapp? There’s no way to sugarcoat that one.

The cruel one was pausing after “Quarterback” when Marino was on the board.

The funny thing: Ken O’Brien, the most famous of those wrong picks, ended up being the best player and one of the best QBs in Jets history.

This video doesn’t fully detail how badly they screwed up when they grabbed a WR

So, so many useless TE’s. Why?

I know it was much later but I officially gave up in 2002. The Jets were in desperate need of a safety. They are sitting at No. 22. They select....Bryan Thomas, DE, UAB.
The Ravens sitting at No. 24 select the top safety in the draft....Ed Reed.
The Jets went on to select THEIR safety in the second round....Jon McGraw.

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The only thing more embarrassing than the Jets draft picks are the grown men in that video who tie their happiness to them. 

At least McNeil and O’Brien were actually good players foe several years.