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Dude, this is Deadspin, where if your own opinion on global events deviates even slightly from any mainstream corporate and gov’t narrative on anything, you are a quack truther conspiracy theorist. Here at DS, the bloggers and readers alike prefer to live in denial and be spoon fed what to believe is truth by a

Sorry, Lindsay, that was too harsh. Just spill over from my complete frustration at the coverage of the ALCS by Buck and A-Rod. It’s sports, so I don’t expect the same level of even handed treatment that I do for actual journalism, but the ALCS Fox coverage was basically a long winded hope for an LA-NYC matchup

And an actual, legit sports JOURNALIST might even consider looking up who is starting for the Astros v. Kershaw in game 1, though that would require putting down the cocknballz of LA first (which I’m sure you guys hopped on before Joe Buck could get there).

Man....... this whole highlight reel just makes me smile. That ball in the locker..... oof.

Grant Wahl, not as much.

WTF is a grilled shrimp BLT ? You can’t just go adding stuff to a BLT and still call it a BLT. It’s wrong I tell you. Wrong!

Henson is worse than bad.

I’ll take Milwaukee over Detroit.

A few years ago, someone applied to manage Middlesbrough FC on the strength of his Football Manager stats and his experience coaching a local u-11 team... and received a personal reply from the club’s chairman:

Related, England is not an island.

This Chinese man and his family recently traveled all the way from their home near the Taiwan border

*Swipes brow*
Turns to friend. Man, can you believe how lucky I got there?
- The 23rd worst terrorist, upon seeing the Most Wanted Terrorist Promo.

It’s to avoid a dangerous crash at the end of a stage/race. The braking point for T1 is before the s/f line, at the end of the race you’ll have guys who wont lift trying to get a spot then they’ll barrel into the divider wall.

I’ve never been able to use an electric razor. I just end up red, raw, and still covered in hair.

NC State Freshman Braxton Beverly Ruled Ineligible For Going To School

at what point do you take away his right as an adult to make an informed decision regarding his own health and body? Look, I don’t disagree with you! However, if he is properly presented the risks and future possible issues, then shouldn’t he be able to make that informed decision himself as an adult?

Romo may have found his true calling. #TeamRomosexual

Because you are bad at Fantasy Football.

Yeah, and that pic was way before he became swole Jeff Bezos. In fact, swole Jeff Bezos might find DonkeyPuncher and break his neck.