It should have been you, Zack Hample.

I really liked this article, it was good. It is worth noting that it wasn’t that good. 

Seriously, why is that last paragraph even necessary. The man has one of the biggest platforms in the sports community and is using it to promote feminism, even going out of his way to correct people about things during interviews, and we bring up what he’s not doing well enough? If the main point of the paragraph is…

I feel for the guy, but anyone looking to collect cars and let them sit like that should really have looked at zoning regulations for the area first. Also, I don’t really sympathize with people who buy this stuff to let it rot as it appears he’s doing. Lots of cars go from “needs work” to “parts only” by being left…

KSK may be dead, but the community lives on. Not sure if posting a link is allowed, but just google “Door Flies Open”

+1 auto-play video that i want to light on fire oh shit now i’ve scrolled to a different article i guess

That hurts me right in my funny bone.

I didn’t catch that the first time, but you are right. That being said the bases were loaded so it makes sense for him to be trying to find the ball instead of checking on him - bases being loaded is also another reason to somewhat doubt he’d whiff on purpose (unless they are just giving up the game, which against…

Actually, yes, yes they did. They broke the AL record for consecutive victories, which was previously 20.

What you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy…

I don’t like your sister. My wife has two of those.

I always assumed they were drumsticks and wings. “Drummettes” looks and sounds weird as hell to me.

The best thing about this game is it will make Vikings fans think their team is good, because they think the Saints are still good. The best part of my NFL season is watching overconfident Vikings fans come to the realization that their team still sucks.

While very solid arguments can be made the other way, this is a prime #1 reason to allow law abiding citizens the right to bear arms.

I’m assuming from your name that you live in Wisconsin. In that case, your story checks out.

The correct answer is to cook it all and put the remaining cooked bacon in a ziplock. Cooked bacon can be eaten cold, reheated, chopped, etc. The options are endless. You also don’t end up with bacon juice all over the place or an open pack of rotting bacon.

I just open the top, take out half, fold it lengthwise, and then fold it widthwise and throw it back in the fridge.

Is that seriously your take on this?

I’m single, I cannot make the whole pack for one meal. And they don’t make smaller packs. So, when people like me open a pack up, the clock starts ticking “shit, do i have to make breakfast bacon the next 4 days to finish this pack before it goes bad?” It’s not fun, and bacon will end up in the garbage.