Am I the only one who can’t see grays anymore? This whole thing is basically pointless if we can’t find the one person who doesn’t know what’s going on and posts in the grays why his team definitely doesn’t suck, why Drew sucks instead, and why liberals cuck.

Am I missing a joke here? That’s not Martin. Sorry if I’m that idiot that has to have the joke explained to him.

I wonder about stuff like this. It seems crazy to me when someone has an accident on residential streets because, how fast could you possibly have been driving? To lose control, and wipe out on a tree? When I drive through town, I am never doing more than 40 at that absolute most. It just doesn’t seem possible for me…

That’s the deal with employers, right?!?

They can’t force you to tell the truth, but they are not forced to treat your evasions as anything but hiding the truth and defensiveness.

It is idiotic to think after Brady was banned because he was found guilty that Eliot thought he could get away with the same thing.

You do…

Fall weather is the best- perfectly temperate, not too hot or too cold. Also, any season that has football is by definition a superior season to other seasons. That really cannot be overstated.

Actually the argument for the NFL to have unfettered ability to suspend based on the Tom Brady case is very STRONG.

Have you driven into a Fjord, lately?

Really he’s an average player. Below average offensively.

One of the few times this season he didn’t strike out in some way!

He should have went with “sticks”, as his number is 11 and he clearly has a third one up his ass.

Pr0nHub did not exist.

He’s probably just upset because his nickname is “Dickface” or something.

Minnesota is native for Southern Canada.

I honestly thought you were kidding.

Accurate.

Probably the best remaining example of its type but it really only makes sense for someone who rolled out of the double wide to head down to the Piggly Wiggly to play the lotto using their favorite Earnhardt and Waltrip car numbers and hit the jackpot. G-bodies of this era can be fun but only when the power unit…

Video is inconclusive so we have to go with the call on the field, unfortunately. Sorry, dems da rules.

As in most custody disputes in Missouri, this cat is going to end up pregnant and addicted to opiates in an alley behind Busch Stadium with Cardinals fans screaming at it to take personal responsibility.

I wear a hat indoors and have a magnificent head of hair, not even greying and I’m almost 40.

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