mars bars (TRUE mars bars, the american ones, now called ‘snickers almond’) are ~exceptional~ and put regular snickers to shame

So I guess you could say that this question...

(puts on sunglasses)
...was a slam dunk.

I will listen to no Facebook comment dumb enough to put a hyphen in Autobot.

I’m sendin you to Jesus

Swell? Too late!

So stupid. Thanks, this is my first genuine laugh of the day haha

That would be a little toooo ironic. M’yeah, I really do think.

You do realize he was using the term ironically don’t you?

“Report: Florida Man Spends Month of August Ripping Ginormous Dongs”

I am going to agree with you here. There’s no way they didn’t know what they were doing would get them in a lot of trouble if they were caught. In my opinion this isn’t much different than expensing stuff on a business trip that’s for personal use. You’d get fired from a job for doing that. Athletes should be paid but…

I know this site has a reflexive “fuck the NCAA” position but I think in this one instance you sort of have to admit that these players went about things the wrong way. I didn’t use the benefits of my scholarship to buy electronics and then pawn them. I just straight up used my scholarship money on booze. Cut out the…

Callaway was also investigated for sexual assault last year and, as his alibi, said he “was so stoned (he) had no interest in having sex with anyone.” So yes, this particular incident seems like an injustice, but as a counterpoint, fuck him. 

I would like to know how many men sent this to their wives or significant others who do this, because I did too.

This is one of my worst fears, and exactly why I’ll pull the car over if anyone tries putting their feet on my dash - or nag the fuck out of anyone who does if I’m not driving.

SW happened a long time ago.

This is both the most amazing and most horrifying sports story I have read in some time, and I can’t thank you enough for researching that.

Brewers have been cooking the books for years. Just look at the popularity of ice beer with its artificially high ABV.

So what does it mean for the 4 year, $11m contract he signed in 2015?

Sobelman’s. That’s the place I’m thinking of - whole fried chicken and a cheeseburger as garnishes for a bloody mary. Structural engineers must have helped with the design.

It is an indisputable scientific fact that people who like mayo are stupid garbage monsters with defective palates.