Man, we ain’t found shit!

Only if their uniforms go to plaid.

Give Lynn a break, the real problem is that it won’t be a quick trip. There are no direct flights to Canton, so the trip will require a significant car trip in addition to the flight.

According to the official bid and multiple third party sources, the organizing committee will be purchasing insurance to cover overruns and will be paying the premiums on that policy. LA and CA are only on the hook if that policy cannot cover the full overrun.

I am fully prepared to argue to the death with anyone who thinks that the Glennon contract is terrible. I have vehemently defending moving up one spot to take Trubisky because I’ve heard other teams were also going after that #2 spot and you have to go get your guy. Neither has thrown a pass that matters for this…

It probably useful for us to keep in mind he is at heart quite literally a used car salesman. So he’s used to saying a bunch of contradictory things at once: “Boy, this here Buick Electra sure is a real cream puff. It’s as solid as you could hope for, don’t worry about the mileage. But of course you’ll want the…

Serious question:

The thing to remember is that commercial planes do not crash from turbulence. Period. They just don’t. In really bad turbulence (which is rare) people get hurt from being thrown around, but if you’ve got your seat belt on you are probably good.

That and when that arrow turns green for a left turn, look both ways anyways. Don’t just lurch into the intersection.

Seriously. We timed it when our teenage sons bitched about it. It took me two and a half minutes and I shaved a minute when I really tried.

how about we just empty the dang dishwasher.

If your dishwasher has a light that indicates it’s clean, that light won’t go out until the door is completely shut. Don’t completely shut the door until the dishes are put away.

Rather than a dish towel, put the person who only partially unloads the dishwasher in with the next load of dishes. This should solve the problem.

That brown stuff they put in your tacos may look like beef and taste like beef, but is only 36 PERCENT BEEF!

If it’s only 36% beef, does eating there make me 64% vegetarian?

I’m going to go out on a limb and guess you’re the kind of person who says “American cheese isn’t cheese” in an obnoxious tone. American Cheese is real cheese with emulsifiers and additives to make it smooth. That’s it. It’s not chemicals. Say it with me: Additives and preservatives don’t magically make something…

The fact that he was falsely accused of a crime is just further proof that Whitehead isn’t Cowboys material.

Really though, as a scientist, I’ve learned not to judge an additive by its name. Just because you don’t know what it is doesn’t mean it isn’t ‘food.’

Yeah, Cars 2 is a straight up bad movie, and as a movie, is undefensable. As a commercial, sure, it succeeded, but it was a bad movie, and anyone who thinks otherwise should rethink their life choices that brought them to that conclusion.

Half of Chicago is now memorizing Mike Glennon’s full name and DOB, *fingers crossed* just in case.